Indeed...

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

cries:

rlyhigh:

omg

me

cries:

rlyhigh:

omg

me

whatacatchd0nnie:

These are my favorite pictures around this time of year.

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

WAIT

20:13

2013

image

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella.


Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party

kingcheddarxvii:

Now that I think about it I only see really popular text posts written in English? Do they exist in other languages? Are there a lot of German jokes that I’m missing out on