gossipgandhi:

i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

noteoftruth:

viewparadise:

mayeko:

Socially awkward penguin in action.

It just swims away in abject horror. SHIT SHIT SHIT I FUCKED IT UP SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

I can’t stop laughing!!!!

this is still the best sims screen cap ive ever seen

gayerthanjew:

one time my mom hired cleaning ladies to clean the house and a couple of hours after they were done i noticed my cat was missing and we were searching the house looking everywhere for my cat and finally i heard a meow from my room and my cat was literally under the blanket tucked into my bed and my mom called the cleaning ladies asking why the fuck they made the bed over the cat and the woman said “it wouldn’t move”

ive just found the true meaning of love

donutlikeu:

 OMG

aligash:

i feel pretty

oh so pretty

i feel pretty

and witty

and briiiiiiiiiiiight

donutlikeu:

the score is 6 to nun 

a-kid-from-your-school:

Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name “fire place”.

niallshit:

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him

tibets:

THIS WEEK ON “THE ADVENTURES OF FLORIDA MAN”