if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
Academy Awards Pizza Guy arrives to work after delivering the pizza
the most important person at the oscars tbh
Look at him going right back to work. That is a good pizza man.
That is the saddest giraffe I’ve ever seen.
I installed it without directions…
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard
oh my god same
put different colored lightbulbs and youve got yourself a fun time
can you post how to install it this way?
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO
SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.
SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.
This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them
eeeeep! baby animals!
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS
my president, ya’ll.