911 I’d like two report two ankle length denim skirts
I was reading my great grandmother’s high school yearbook from 1931 and there’s a comment about each student and they are so fucking sassy with their comments
siblings born within the same year make me uncomfortable because that means the parents had sex like right after one was born like give ur vagina a break
if a group of white girls go to a party without taking a group photo of themselves holding those red cups, did the party really happen?
i love medieval art it’s like
first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy
gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok
someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what
my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches
idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun
our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
I will never not reblog this.
HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT